relahvant:

perpetualvelocity:

moonjellys:

proudgayconservative:

nolanthebloghog:

The bomb is dropped

The kittens sort of soften the blow.

this is the shittiest post ever. please unfollow me if you agree with this post also shame on OP for using cute kittens for this garbage post

not sure what it is exactly that makes this post so shitty? Because it’s promoting actual equality? instead of saying that you can call everyone else shit because you are part of an oppressed party you can say you are equal to them doesn’t exactly sound like a shitty idea to me.

BOOM. So many people on this website need to read this twice, let it sink in and then read it again.

(Source: fascistballerinamoved, via flomation)

alchykillerart:

Random story with awful run-of-the-mill sitcom humor. Only with the big three!

Yeah not too proud of this one but hey. Something to post.

avotica:

roshi-no-tabi:

lickystickypickyshe:

Most condoms are made of superthin latex, to help a man forget that he’s wearing one. But the Origami Condom, one of the designs spotlighted by the Gates Foundation, is intended to be felt. Its accordion-like silicone folds allow it to slip onto the penis more easily than a rolled condom, and generate pleasurable friction while in use. The Origami Condom has a roomier tip than a traditional condom and a lubricated interior, which creates additional tactile sensation as the wearer moves—the difference between wrapping yourself in plastic wrap versus silk sheets.
The designer, Danny Resnic, who began working on the project after a broken condom left him HIV-positive, is developing three types of Origami Condoms: a male version, which is still undergoing trials and modifications and which he plans to market as a gender-neutral “outer condom”; a female version, or “inner condom”; and the first-ever anal condom.

That’s amazing.  This man underwent (and is undergoing, unless someone cured HIV without telling me) something awful, and has dedicated time to seeking improvements to a design to try to stop bad things from happening to anyone else.  That’s how you do it.  Kudos, Danny Resnic.

Website

avotica:

roshi-no-tabi:

lickystickypickyshe:

Most condoms are made of superthin latex, to help a man forget that he’s wearing one. But the Origami Condom, one of the designs spotlighted by the Gates Foundation, is intended to be felt. Its accordion-like silicone folds allow it to slip onto the penis more easily than a rolled condom, and generate pleasurable friction while in use. The Origami Condom has a roomier tip than a traditional condom and a lubricated interior, which creates additional tactile sensation as the wearer moves—the difference between wrapping yourself in plastic wrap versus silk sheets.

The designer, Danny Resnic, who began working on the project after a broken condom left him HIV-positive, is developing three types of Origami Condoms: a male version, which is still undergoing trials and modifications and which he plans to market as a gender-neutral “outer condom”; a female version, or “inner condom”; and the first-ever anal condom.

That’s amazing.  This man underwent (and is undergoing, unless someone cured HIV without telling me) something awful, and has dedicated time to seeking improvements to a design to try to stop bad things from happening to anyone else.  That’s how you do it.  Kudos, Danny Resnic.

Website

(via eldritchgentleman)

Tags: Science Design

anshin-fuyu:

raze-occam:

mrspanner:

How to enter a school classroom.

This will never stop being funny

I die every time I see this.

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Having none of your Lion bullshit today.

Poor kitten >_<

Having none of your Lion bullshit today.

Poor kitten >_<

(Source: fencehopping, via eldritchgentleman)

comedycentral:

Click here to watch Jon Stewart discuss the child immigration debate. And stick around for his extended interview with Hillary Clinton.

(via thegoodnaysayer)

eldritchgentleman:

Great Civilizations are built on corpses. Lots of corpses

Warning: Contains violence and ideology-sensitive stuff.

At least Death is happy in the end…

Tags: History

carniscorner:

Diplomat-verse Luna is Celestia’s personal bodyguard and enforcer. She answers only directly to the empress, has the authority to recruit any non-civilian units to her cause and can override any commands not given by the empress herself. Usually she is just a silent figure in the shadows, watching and listening, but when demanded, she’ll pursue criminals by whatever means necessary and bring them to justice. What many people don’t know is that she’s also Celestia’s sister and could replace her in case of an emergency.A few years ago she was temporarily banished from the kingdom for allegedly partaking in a plot to murder the princess, but has since been cleared of the charges and returned to her duties.A sort of religious awe seems to follow her around because of her efficiency and closeness to Celestia. “The moon is always in the shadow of the sun”, people say, and utter a quick prayer that she’ll protect them as she protects the monarch.

carniscorner:

Diplomat-verse Luna is Celestia’s personal bodyguard and enforcer. She answers only directly to the empress, has the authority to recruit any non-civilian units to her cause and can override any commands not given by the empress herself. Usually she is just a silent figure in the shadows, watching and listening, but when demanded, she’ll pursue criminals by whatever means necessary and bring them to justice. What many people don’t know is that she’s also Celestia’s sister and could replace her in case of an emergency.
A few years ago she was temporarily banished from the kingdom for allegedly partaking in a plot to murder the princess, but has since been cleared of the charges and returned to her duties.
A sort of religious awe seems to follow her around because of her efficiency and closeness to Celestia. “The moon is always in the shadow of the sun”, people say, and utter a quick prayer that she’ll protect them as she protects the monarch.

ccesamestreet:

spydercyde:

obsessionthenarglesmademedoit:

But why the last one thoughwhat am I not getting

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)
After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.
One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description) 
She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.
Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.
Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..
And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.

ccesamestreet:

spydercyde:

obsessionthenarglesmademedoit:

But why the last one though
what am I not getting

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)

After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.

One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description) 

She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.

Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.

Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..

And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.

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