mastermod:

butt-fish:

mayra-quijotesca:

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.
Step 2: Duck!
Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.
Step 4: Knee him in the balls.
Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.
Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.
Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.
Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.

cup your hands and slam them against his ears and if done correctly and with enough force you can make him deaf.

Replace step 5 with cupping your hands and slam them over his ears, gripping them and then driving your knee into his mouth, do not hit his nose or you will go from self defense to accidental manslaughter.

mastermod:

butt-fish:

mayra-quijotesca:

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.

cup your hands and slam them against his ears and if done correctly and with enough force you can make him deaf.

Replace step 5 with cupping your hands and slam them over his ears, gripping them and then driving your knee into his mouth, do not hit his nose or you will go from self defense to accidental manslaughter.

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cinemagreats:

The Shawshank Redemption (1994) - Directed by Frank Darabont

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genicecream:

family portrait

genicecream:

family portrait

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carniscorner:

The Lacera Hive
Not much is known of this hive except that it’s related to the Miasma Hive by way of its queen, Lacera, who was Miasma’s mother. Supposedly they originated somewhere in the Badlands near Appleloosa, but didn’t get noticed until they moved to Manehattan in an attempt to overtake the Miasma Hive’s territory and plentiful resources. In the ensuing battles queen Lacera was killed by her daughter and those of her hive who didn’t surrender were executed on the spot. The few surviving members are now part of the Miasma Hive.Queen Lacera herself was said to be a very hard woman from an older generation of queens in whose comparison the battles between the current hives appear like friendly competition. As her daughter describes it, “she was very ugly, both inside and out”, which says a lot considering who it’s coming from.

carniscorner:

The Lacera Hive

Not much is known of this hive except that it’s related to the Miasma Hive by way of its queen, Lacera, who was Miasma’s mother. Supposedly they originated somewhere in the Badlands near Appleloosa, but didn’t get noticed until they moved to Manehattan in an attempt to overtake the Miasma Hive’s territory and plentiful resources. In the ensuing battles queen Lacera was killed by her daughter and those of her hive who didn’t surrender were executed on the spot. The few surviving members are now part of the Miasma Hive.
Queen Lacera herself was said to be a very hard woman from an older generation of queens in whose comparison the battles between the current hives appear like friendly competition. As her daughter describes it, “she was very ugly, both inside and out”, which says a lot considering who it’s coming from.

This one’s pretty ancient… Which means I’m ancient too O_O

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Don’t be alone, Doctor

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hero-of-ink:

feferi-captor:

get out your VCR’s it’s time to watch The Prince of Egypt. or you can watch it here.

please don’t watch exodus: gods and kings because it’s icky and racist. you deserve better. you deserve the prince of egypt.

May I also add that The Prince of Egypt’s accuracy has been approved by not only Christianity, but by Judaism and Islam as well! So it’s actually the most accurately told version out there!

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nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

This is advanced stupidity…

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

This is advanced stupidity…

notloki:

pushedoffaclef:

majorsarcasm19:

nicoception:

iketheravinghawk:

graham-bailey:

playcount:

Google has had some stunning logos over the years, but this one is a showstopper.

I really really love this.

anybody else think of avatar?

Long ago, the websites lived together in harmony…
Then everything changed when Windows Vista attacked!

Only Google, Master of All Search Engines could stop it.
But when the internet needed it most, Google vanished. 

Years passed, and a new Search Engine was discovered, a Search Engine named Bing.
And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

notloki:

pushedoffaclef:

majorsarcasm19:

nicoception:

iketheravinghawk:

graham-bailey:

playcount:

Google has had some stunning logos over the years, but this one is a showstopper.

I really really love this.

anybody else think of avatar?

Long ago, the websites lived together in harmony…

Then everything changed when Windows Vista attacked!

Only Google, Master of All Search Engines could stop it.

But when the internet needed it most, Google vanished. 

Years passed, and a new Search Engine was discovered, a Search Engine named Bing.

And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

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the-emperor-protects:

And here we have some more Tau by the ever impressive :Ameeeeba

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